fastforwarddavestrider:

Transparent little DIRKJAKE , BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON NAGGING AND NAGGING ????!!! ENJOY YOU PIECE OF TRASH.  PS. B)

fuCK YOU MAN YOU KNOW YOU WANTED TO TRy that shit and do those homos!!!! >:B  XD shhhhh IS PERFECT YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SUCKER LAMER AND UGH XD

fastforwarddavestrider:

Transparent little DIRKJAKE , BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON NAGGING AND NAGGING ????!!! ENJOY YOU PIECE OF TRASH.  
PS.
 B)

fuCK YOU MAN YOU KNOW YOU WANTED TO TRy that shit and do those homos!!!! >:B  XD shhhhh IS PERFECT YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SUCKER LAMER AND UGH XD

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was


i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

tagged: +wow  +WOW  +WOOOOW  +WOAH 
frenchfrycoolguy:

spencer like i saw ur dick it this big
what if spencer had already been dead for a rly long time when billy died. mystery metube account making movies from the grave. billy looked up to him, but then they actually met and spencer turned out to be not cool at all and a huge nerd

frenchfrycoolguy:

spencer like i saw ur dick it this big

what if spencer had already been dead for a rly long time when billy died. mystery metube account making movies from the grave. billy looked up to him, but then they actually met and spencer turned out to be not cool at all and a huge nerd

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

therainbowgorilla:

tristianmakhai:

sickslickman:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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My parents and the lawyers in my family thank you kindly.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS WONDERFUL!

DO YOU REALIZE HOW HELPFUL THAT IS
I WRITE HORROR OCCASIONALLY DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH

tagged: +Reference  +.... XD 

kndforever:

kittenswithfourleafclovers:

bloody-masterpiece:

I don’t think you guys realize how important Codename: Kids Next Door was.

The majority of our (basically) canonical couples were interracial, the greatest Supreme Leader the KND ever had was a female, and so many actually strong female characters like Numbuh’s 3, 5, 86, 362, and I even count Lizzie because of how chill she was about getting trapped in a mirror reality.

The undertones of respect Numbuh 86 had for Numbuh 362 even when, as far as the rules went, Numbuh 362 wasn’t in power and Numbuh 86 still obeyed her.

I’m also pretty sure Numbuh 1 was going through chemo, either that or he was just a bald child.

Lets not forget how there was never a moment in this show that made a snide remark or hint about the female operatives not being able to do something or it being too dangerous for them. The few times some jerk adult mentioned something even remotely insinuating they confronted the comment and called them out on how ridiculous it was, and then surpassed whatever stupid line was set.

Also, there was none of that “I won’t hit you because you’re a girl”, or “you can’t hit me I’m a girl”, everybody beat the crap out of each other, fought over the remote, helped each other out, and asked each other for help regardless of anything.

I’d screen cap for you but literally every episode has an example of it.

then there’s numbuh 19th century who everybody hated

that’s just as important, the one guy that does make negative comments about girls in the knd is seen as a bad person.

I love KND so much you dont understand


KND might be the show with most Equality of all time. And I can´t add anything else because you just said it all.

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

tagged: +CAT JESUS  +XD omg